From the Horse's Mouth
Previews, wraps and features — every number from our own results, every P&L printed.
The Week the Roughies Stole the Spotlight and My Place Bets Collapsed Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
We dragged the week back into the green by $169.43 after last week’s hideous $1,093.25 belting, so let’s not pretend it was a stroll through the park.
Xtrarevz Paid for the Beers, Sha Tin Drank Them
We found a proper bush bazooka in Xtrarevz at Yarra Glen Race 6 at $29.00, watched Ms Lisa Staples ride like she’d nicked the script, and somehow still ended up staring at a weekly ledger uglier…
Sunshine Coast Paid the Rent, Happy Valley Stole the Fridge
The highlight was obviously Class Revolution at Taree Race 1, lobbing at $28.00 like a bloke who rocks up late to the pub, says nothing, wins the pool comp, nicks your chips, and leaves.
Nine Straight Losing Days and I Still Turned Up Like a Ratbag
Balaklava quietly carried the whole operation like an underpaid ruckman: 6 winners from 28 for the week and somehow kept us in the conversation.
We Found a $201.00 Rocket… and Still Managed to Do Our Dough
We jag a $201.00 absolute spaceship at Rosehill and somehow still finish the seven-day bender slightly down overall.
The Week We Found the Rail and Still Missed the Quaddie
On the bright side, the ledger’s green: 260 bets, plenty of collects, and we’ve strung together three winning days on the trot like we’re suddenly responsible adults.
Roughies Paid the Rent While the Shorties Ate Our Lunch
I’ve had one of those weeks where you’re strutting around like you’ve cracked the code… right up until a $2.40 pop gets beat and you’re back at the bar, staring into your schooner like it’s gonna…